Indeed, luckily for the reader, you failed to leave out anything detrimental. If only ALL interviews with movie actors were like this, it would be clear to many, that they are just like anyone else; It surely is that spark of genius and overt, flamboyancy that compels us to forgive them for their overindulgence or apparent, eccentric rudeness.

Having personally known Mr. Deltoid *cough* i mean Morris as a long time “acquaintance”, I can’t help but wonder if he would calmly sit back in his chair, squint at you suspiciously, with his trademarked one eye, evolve his one sided facial grin, and thereupon break out in a sinister and resounding “Draculian” cackle, or perhaps he would just put you over one of his knees, and give you a good spanking, which you obviously deserve

Even if you’re not the same guy from safeway, I am amazed at how you connect your whole article (or essay, or whatever you wanna call it), it flows really well, you really have a voice.